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my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen

That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen

Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

hamlet: to be or not to be

hamlet: bitch i might be

When beginning a tattoo apprenticeship, fruits are usually practiced on before skin.

And also, these just look cool.

departured:

awe

rosified:

mildrose:

disqustinq:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST HIS POSE HAHAHAHAHAH

i can just imagine them posting this on Facebook and tagging each other and laughing with all the other cops at the station, they seem like nerds haha